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Mar 11, 2019·1 min read

And that, kids, is why I dumped your mother

Sebastian SD

From SCZ, Bolivia. Now in SLC, Utah. Here to read, write, and complain (in that order). I write fiction, humor, and some essays.

“I don’t know,” she said. “I’ve just always been more of ‘Friends’ girl.”

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